The mission: prove you can schlepp two kids, a pram and a ridiculous amount of luggage around the planet without blowing a gasket. We’re chronicling every meltdown, miracle and mind‑blowing discovery from Paris back‑streets to Patagonian glaciers.

• AI in the pram bay — GPT prompts for itinerary juggling, on‑the‑spot stroller‑friendly café finders and packing bots that watch the weather so you don’t pack twelve jumpers for Cairns.
• Sensory‑friendly scouting — decibel readings for cafés, footpath texture ratings and crowd‑density overlays.
• Gear lab — savage, hands‑on reviews of carriers, noise‑cancelling headphones for ankle‑biters and the mythical “one‑hand‑open” travel cup.

Thanet isn’t just another English shoreline. It’s chalk‑cliff mazes, rock pools older than most pubs and pirates’ tunnels you can still squeeze through. We built the most obsessive local guide going:

• Hour‑by‑hour tide charts piped into live maps so you know exactly when that secret cove exists.
• Drone‑mapped cliff paths with gradient warnings for wheels & weary knees.
• Fish‑and‑chip leaderboard (chips 40 %, fish 50 %, “vinegar swagger” 10 %).
• AR history mode: lift your phone, watch Turner’s canvases fade over the harbour — goosebumps.

What started as a caffeine‑fuelled clan in Legend of Mir 2 barrel‑rolled into Dark Age of Camelot relic raids and a two‑decade legacy.

• Searchable archive of strats, relic‑steal diaries & Ventrilo recordings.
• Frag videos remastered to 60 fps.
• Hall of Memes – every in‑joke preserved from Hawk’s 17th lv‑50 ranger to Gudd Arms whacking a keep door instead of the lord.
• 20‑year reunion calendar with scrims in Pantheon & New World.

Every meeting, the buzzword‑grenades fly. Our weapon? Bullshit Bingo:

Load a 5×5 grid, feed it the speaker’s audio stream and wait. “Circle back”? Boom, square lit. First full house sets off a browser‑wide confetti nuke — perfect ice‑breaker or HR nightmare.

• 120+ jargon bombs rotating weekly.
• Works on Zoom, Teams, Meet.
• Stats page exposing the worst offenders.
• Optional HR‑safe mode (bleeps the B‑word).

Gridiron’s landed on UK soil and we’ve built the loudest bleachers outside the States.

• Weekly matchup megathread with spoiler tags.
• Elo‑driven power rankings spiked with “banter delta”.
• @QuickSnap bot dumps every scoring drive into chat 45 sec after it happens.
• Coming ’25: AI Dan — scheme nerd, cap‑space accountant and ruthless fantasy adviser.